Christmas rush alert. Turnaround is 10 to 15 working days. Custom cut off 6 December. Ready made cut off 10 December. Don’t leave it too late babe

“Maybe Swearing Will Help” Tote Bag

£13.00

This bag gets it. You're holding it all together (barely), and this tote is right there with you.


Need a tote that matches your no-filter attitude?

Say hello to the "Maybe Swearing Will Help" bag — bold, black, and blessed with big chaotic energy. Whether you're storming the shops or just trying to survive your day, this bag will carry your stuff and your mood.


👜 Strong, durable black fabric

🎨 Heat-pressed design in white & blush pink

🧼 Easy to wipe or spot clean

👛 Size: Perfect for books, snacks, wine bottles & rage purchases


💡 Ideal for:

– Unfiltered queens

– Fed-up mums

– People who yell at printers

– You (obviously)


📦 Handmade with sass. Ships within 2–3 working days or available for market collection.

Limited quantity – once they’re gone, they’re gone.