Everything You Need To Know (Without Emailing Me At 2AM)
I create handmade, cheeky, and unapologetically bold gifts - from spicy bookmarks and sticker bundles to drinkware and sassy surprises. If it makes you laugh, gasp, or want to throw it in your cart immediately… it’s probably in my shop.
To keep things simple (and avoid any checkout chaos), I charge a flat rate of £3.50 for postage – whether you're grabbing one keyring or a bundle of goodies.
📦 That covers tracked shipping and cute packaging for your sassy items — because you deserve your order to arrive safely and in style.
💡 Tip: Want to make the most of it? Add a few extras to your cart – you won’t pay a penny more in postage, no matter how full your basket gets!
🌟 Based on the Isle of Man? You're in luck – I offer free local pick-up! Just select the option at checkout and I’ll be in touch to arrange collection.
Because everything is handmade and most bundles are mystery-style, I don’t accept returns or exchanges. BUT - if your order arrives damaged or something isn’t right, contact me within 7 days and I’ll fix it faster than you can say “where’s my sass?”
Yes, within 14 days unless your order has already shipped or is a mystery/custom item. After that? It’s yours, babe.
Not exactly - the fun is in the surprise! But if you’ve got a vibe (extra spicy, extra bookish, no swearing, etc.), pop it in the notes at checkout and I’ll do my best to tailor it without spoiling the mystery.
Right now I’m focusing on ready-to-ship sass, but if you’ve got an idea or a bulk order for an event, drop me a message and we can chat!
Bookmarks & Stickers: Water-resistant, not waterproof. Keep them cute, not soaked.
Drinkware: Hand wash only unless it specifically says otherwise. No microwave, no dishwasher, no drama.
Use the contact form on the site or email me directly. I’ll reply as fast as I can (usually within 1–2 working days unless I’m elbow-deep in vinyl).